Monday, August 21, 2006

Who's on first with a pregnant lady?

Jack: Guess what? Haley's having her birthday party at [Raucous bouncing kids' party locale] too!
Jules: Really? That will be two parties there in just a short amount of time. When is her birthday again?
Jack: Birth Day.
Jules: Yes. When is her birthday?
Jack: It's on Birthday Day.
Jules: No, I know that. But when is it?
Jack: [Thinks for a moment...] I mean Labor Day!

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