Happy Birthday Jack!

So the third time's a charm. After 2 failed attempts at outdoor parties for Jack (the first two were way too cold) we actually pulled one off. This time, of course, it was absurdly hot. Oh well. Kids are like rubber.

A few (exactly a few) of the discernible photos taken during Jack's football and snack extravaganza:




Jack quotes of the week:

• On Saturday night I whipped up an Oreo milkshake as a treat for the birthday eve boy. Apparently it really was a treat because I got this very enthusiastic response:

"Wooo! You have a have a future! You need to take this to Steak and Shake and call it the Mom Special."

• Dancing around sans clothing as he's loved to do for, oh, about 9 years now, Jack was trying to treat me to some kind of naked bottom show this morning. "Mom, look!" he was saying as I was trying to get the house fed and happy.
  

"Jack, go put your pants on. I've seen it. I've seen all of the penises in this house."

"Even dad's!? Geesh."